So first, I'll start with the good news.
I lost a pound. Ah, ninety-six feels so great.
I also went to the doctor today, and he was examining my stomach, and noted that I had about two pounds of water weight and constipation.
I decided to get a small, unhealthy snack earlier, and it turned into an enormous binge.
But, I'v taken a few laxatives, so it should be gone pretty darn soon.