I am fasting until December fourth. This morning I had an epiphany that I should have had a long time ago. Every time I feel an urge to eat, I will work.
If I actually stick to it (I better fucking stick to it) I should be really ahead on everything.
Want lunch, Margie? Do your fucking math homework.
Want a snack? Start your midterm paper.
Want dinner? Get in that studio and buffbuffbuffbuff.
Want another snack? Take your goddamn adderal and work on that paper.
I'm also trying to find some effective diet pills. Any suggestions?
Love you always,